You Are What You Eat...Sort Of

Lordy, Boo is priceless. I swear, if someone could film him all day (without his knowledge though) I feel it would make an extraordinary reality show. You'ld laugh mostly, cry a little, and sometimes you might want to strangle him. But overall watching his cute little face tell his hilarious stories would just make you smile all day.

Boo comes tearing out of the bathroom the other day...well as much as one can tear out of the bathroom with their pants and underwear around their ankles.

Boo: Mom, Mom, you have to come see this!

Me: (dreading some sort of unholy bathroom mess) What is it?

Boo: My poop, I made LOTS of it.

So this is where it starts, eh? The male gender's pride in their shit..sweet, he's only four.

Boo: Mom, you have to see (as he pulls me into the bathroom). Look Mom, it looks like a bunch of snakes.

Me: Yeah Boo, you're right, it does look like a bunch of snakes.

Boo: (now this is where the relaity show would come in handy, because if you could see the expression on his face while saying this, you would cry with laughter) It's weird Mom, because it's not like I ate any snakes.